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A half-friend is a person you talk, or hang out with a lot, but you don't have a very strong connection with them, or they have friends they like more.
Me and Andrew are half friends. We talk a lot, and we meet up after school, but he likes his friend Max more.

I'm Jessica's half friend. She has other friends she likes, but we walk together, talk together, and hang out at the mall.

Me: Half-friend means you are friendly with someone, but you have other friends you like more.
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Half-Friend

Someone you're friends with, but you do not hang out with or get together with. This can also mean someone you talk to at school, whose phone number you don't have or someone you just TALK TO (and do nothing else with each other). More like an advanced acquaintances.
"Yo that guy Rico is my homie"
"No, he's just your half-friend, since you don't ever hang out. You don't even got his phone number!"
"Yeah, all we do is just talk sometimes.

half-friend

when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don't want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your shit) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them... you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
"I can't believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it's getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i 'ended up puking in a bush' and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented 'you got some splainin to do' Ugh."

"You should have half-friended her like I did, she can't see shit on my profile."
half-friend by tuuesday April 28, 2010

Half life friend 

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
Half life friend by Ironman99 October 15, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026