Half caff 

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

Half caff by Gravydog July 13, 2011

Half Caff 

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

Half Caff by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

Half caff 

Trading half of something you have with half of what another person has.

Person1: "Hey, let's half caff!! Can I have half of your cookie?"
Person2: "Sure, if you give me half of your drink!"
Person1: "it's a half caff!!"

Half caff by Natnah July 11, 2016

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

Half past caffeine 

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.

Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!

Half past caffeine by archangel62 May 28, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020