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Hairy Riddler

A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny voices.
Oh Boss please let me be your hairy riddler and eat your shitty sweetcorn on my crumpets.
by Boris Coolie July 22, 2008
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Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).
Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009
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