Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.

Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own

by acheeseface January 7, 2009

hairyholes

An exclamation, typically of surprise, accompanied by a look you would expect when taking a fit bird home, only to discover she has a pair of hairy holes.

In politer terms may be stated as 'You're joking!'

Jimmy - "Awright Boaby, saw yer Maw up the toon the day"
Boaby - "Fair play to you - whit wis she doin?"
Jimmy - "Having her flange waxed"
Boaby - "Hairyholes!"

by Craig McLaughlin December 14, 2008