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Hairy Chode 

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
Hairy Chode by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009
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hairy chode 

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.
ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"
hairy chode by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

hairy chode 

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.
i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.
hairy chode by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

Harry Chode 

A guy with a short but fat penis.
Harry Chode by Harry. Chode. June 23, 2011

chode hair

The hair located in the area between the scrotum and anus.
Whenever I shave my pubic hair, I try and get my chode hair as well...for the ladies ;-)

Choda Hair 

The furry (usually lint-infested) hair which covers the "choda" (area between scrotum and anus)
I got critters crawlin' in my choda hair again
Choda Hair by Mrs. Robinson December 28, 2003
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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