Hairotomania 

A habit of pulling your beard but not tearing it from your face.

Blaise keeps pulling his beard, so he probably has Hairotomania

Hairotomania by NotHomo June 11, 2018

Herotomania 

A delusion in which narcissistic and vain young women believe that every male they come into contact with is either flirting or is in love with them.

Jessica: "Did you see that guy staring at me? He must have a hard-on for me!"

Tim: "Jess, you suffer from herotomania. He was staring at that booger hanging out of your nose."

Herotomania by madskills69 July 13, 2010