Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif May 29, 2011
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This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."
Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*
by Kai* July 2, 2006
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A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.
"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2
by NickMacLean April 14, 2010
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

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"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 4, 2023
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A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.
Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.
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Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 5, 2023
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Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
by CloakMaster June 9, 2018
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