hages 

A guy with a dick the size of a baby that remains in a limp state.

Hagedorn. you know you who are. hages

hages by Chris Reefer June 21, 2006

Hages 

Best 6cps warrior to ever live
#FuckGyc
#IFuckedMyPetCat
#adiIsOverTheAgeOf60
#FuckClose
#CloseShouldRetireFrom teams he is still t5 in 2020

Hages is the best 6cps warrior ww

Hages by HagesOnTop November 16, 2020

HAGSJKHYD 

Have a good summer. Just kidding, hope you drown.

you: My bff Janice wrote HAGSJKHYD in my yearbook, I get the HAGS part but....?
me: oh you sweet summer child.

HAGSJKHYD by _rusrs August 18, 2016

hadestown 

waaAAAIIIT FOR MEEEEE I'M COMINNNNN

way down hadestown, way down under the ground, hound dog howl and the whistle blow

hadestown by jjhgfdswertyuiolmnbvcxzaqwerty July 24, 2019

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hadestown 

A kickass folk-ish musical that adapts the Greek myth telling the story of the young lovers, Orpheus & Eurydice which parallels that of the older couple Hades & Persephone all while discussing the challenges of living in a post-apocalyptic and capitalist society. Hadestown won eight Tony Awards at the 73rd Annual Tony Awards and was nominated for fourteen Tonys. The show was written by Anaïs Mitchell and is directed by Rachel Chavkin (both Tony winners, respectively.)

Reeve Carney: Wow! I’m so happy to be involved with the production of Hadestown!
Hadestown’s sub-Tumblr tag: WOW, Hadestown swept at the Tonys and deservedly so!

Hadestown by hadestown June 16, 2019

Hagshags 

The misspelling of the commonly used "hahaha" while communicating via text. It is a direct result of incompetence, laziness, or - as in most cases - extreme intoxication.

It can also be used as an interjection used to create a sense of urgency.

Stacy looked at her phone and was completely confused. The text she received said Hagshags.

Hagshags Scooby doo, hagshags!

Hagshags by Hagshaginator December 24, 2009