Hacking the cabbage Share definition Flag A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends. "Hey Buddy Whats up?""Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"....... Hacking the cabbage by Roryson May 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hacking the cabbage mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch