1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
by Superstar Max April 8, 2009
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instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"
instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"
Child :reaches for the pitcher of kool-aid in the refrigerator knocks off onto the floor, child: cusses and parent hears child and helps make up little kids cuss words.... Kid is almost 40 and still uses her cuss word, hackenberryflusterclutch, today.
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A German Formula One driver who has driven in 2010, 2012 - 2020 with Williams, Force India, Sauber, Renault, and Racing Point. He has also competed in the World Endurance Championship, winning at Le Mans on his first attempt. Hulkenberg holds the record for the most Formula One career starts without a podium finish and has participated in 179 Grand Prix.
I hope Nico Hulkenberg can eventually win a Grand Prix or at least stand on the podium in the near future.
by 2Curvy March 18, 2021
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John: Dude, this bar tab is already $600. How are we going to pay for it?
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.
by HowardV November 24, 2009
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Not a redneck , or a biggot, rather, chooses for himself who he shall hate.
Not a redneck , or a biggot, rather, chooses for himself who he shall hate.
Because he's a hockenberry, he understands what it's like to get dressed by candlelight because the light bill didn't get paid.
by Buck Rainmaker November 26, 2006
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by Butthole101 May 18, 2016
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Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.
Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.
by jat2021 August 11, 2021
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