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Hackenburg 

To rack up a large tab, typically for some type of expensive entertainment, without intention of covering the tab oneself and no clear plan on how the tab will be covered until the event itself is underway - at which point other attendees are solicited for tab coverage until it is taken care of.
John: Dude, this bar tab is already $600. How are we going to pay for it?
Jack: Don't worry about it. Just hackenburg it - one of the other guys will pick it up.
Hackenburg by HowardV November 24, 2009
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hackenberryflusterclutch 

Hackenberryflusterclutch is a word made up to put in place of the bad word (foul language) said by a child.

instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"
Child :reaches for the pitcher of kool-aid in the refrigerator knocks off onto the floor, child: cusses and parent hears child and helps make up little kids cuss words.... Kid is almost 40 and still uses her cuss word, hackenberryflusterclutch, today.

hackenberg

1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.

2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.

3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
hackenberg by Superstar Max April 8, 2009

Hockenbury 

something some one spits out after a long night of drinking and smoking.

can also be used to disrepect someone.
dude after the club i woke up hacking and spitting up hockenburys all next morning.

ewww, dude did you hockenbury that dude last night?
yeh, he got what was coming!
Hockenbury by e~weezie hutchinson February 9, 2010

Hockenberger 

The most amazing, wierd, people in the world. No one can get in the way of our wierd and know one can get in out way. Leave us alone or we will bitch slap yoy and go all bully on your butt. Have fun dealing with a Hockenberger!
Watch out or I will go all Hockenberger on you butt!
Hockenberger by Butthole101 May 18, 2016

Garritt Hardenburgh 

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.
oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.