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Hunkasaurus 

This late 20th century definition is commonly associated with young, virile, handsome, muscular hunks that some older women are always shamelessly throwing themselves at.
Woman: Did you notice the new intern at the office yesterday?

Female co-worker: Oh, you mean that big, good looking....

Woman: Yeah! He's a real Hunkasaurus!

Female co-worker: Bingo!
Hunkasaurus by BB1951 June 25, 2009
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Hugasaurus Giganticock 

A penis so large it CRUSHES GALAXIES
"I love his hugasaurus giganticock. It could crush my galaxy any day."

Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.

Humpasaurus Rex 

Your significant other with whom boom boom is made.
Hey my little Humpasaurus Rex, wanna go roll under the covers for a bit?
Humpasaurus Rex by frankyt June 10, 2010

Bunkasaurus Rex 

The best of all the dinosaurs. The Bunkasaurus Rex is a long legged, ginger colored creature who has a strange obsession with cats. It is attracted to all things jewish, and things with the initials N.M. The Bunkasaurus Rex is sometimes called Bunky as a nickname, and it enjoys raping people's formsprings. It likes to eat rats and Cape Cod potato chips as snacks, and loves the restaurant "Friendly's". Especially Fribbles, when they get in her hair.. It is a naturally homosexual animal, and it loves its sister Kate. Salad Fingers and MCalor bring joy to her life. Ok I could go on but I'm tired. pce.
The Bunkasaurus Rex likes Addy Lambert and Marjorie Stewart Baxter.
Bunkasaurus Rex by m&msinmykitchen September 25, 2010

chunkasaurus 

An extremely large person older than 40 (dinosuar age) that tends to see themselves as young and hot. Also tend to be very touchy and feeley when around person of the opposite sex. Sometimes when drinking gender doesnt matter.
(teen girl to other teen girl) Hey, did you see that chunkasaurus trying to pick me up? SUPER CREEPY!!
chunkasaurus by squatasaurus June 14, 2011

Hackasaurus 

ZomGz hackasaurus aozmf!!!!!!!
Hackasaurus by hackasaurus June 15, 2009