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Dirty Habal 

A dirty habal is when a guy comes up to you, Sticks His foot in your really tight asshole and screams "I HATE BLACK PEOPLE".
Yesterday i gave Your sister a Dirty Habal
Dirty Habal by 77wila August 25, 2023

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

Erling Haaland 

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.
Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "
Erling Haaland by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

Habajakk 

The word Habajakk is a discription of a person who is wild and crazy, but still sane. A Habajakk is often an Anarchist and does not like to be controlled, but likes to live free. The Habajakk allways finds new crazy ways to have a good time and is often quite crazy.

The term originated from the norwegian Habajakk Espen Dansen. King of all Habajakks.
Person1:OH SHIT! That dude's fucking crazy!
Person2: Haha, yeah man. He's a real Habajakk.
Habajakk by OkOmOkOlOkO April 9, 2011
Shortened for Happy Birthday, commonly used for texts but also can be said aloud.
Hey guys, it’s my birthday today!!”
“Aaahhh habadu!!”
Habadu by Seacherry January 11, 2021

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005