harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG September 12, 2005

harness

a bra

-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 8, 2019

Harness In

To give over to the task or activity at hand, diving in full bore and getting severe with it. When you harness in to something it is your only focus and you are driven to completion with efficiency and clarity. Harnessing in can be applied to anything from creative endeavours to handy work, or even something boring like sweeping the rug. Drugs and alcohol can help to eliminate mental barriers that block the harness but are not necessary. Harnessing in is required for all works of greatness but can damage relationships and mental stability if one is always harnessed in. A so called genius walks a fine line between madness and harness. Make sure to rest your harness for maximum effect.

Kyle: Hey Fart Neck, are you coming over to make pea soup for my stupid family?
Fart Neck: You bet, just getting ready to harness in. Did you take you bone medication?
Kyle: Yeah I'm fit as a fiddle doing prep work, harnessed in AF buddy
Fart Neck: That's good

by Klendi May 6, 2019

harness lane guys

a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.

these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.

by bryan arz July 4, 2008

Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)

Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.

by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008

Harness Bulge

A large bulge in the frontal region of a mans harness

That rock climbing harness really shows off that harness bulge.

by sarwizzle August 21, 2011