HUAFMA 

HUAFMA is an abbreviation of "hurry up and fuck me already." used between partners.

Come to my house cause I've been waiting so HUAFMA.

HUAFMA by Bigdickpaulsmith July 14, 2019

Mrs. Huffman 

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.

Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*

Mrs. Huffman by KaBoom January 28, 2014

John Huffman 

A kid from Rochester Hills, Michigan, who loves video games, food, and B00B1ES! Can also mean a kid who can be very annoying at times, but still awesome and funny.

P1: Are you a John Huffman?
P2: Yeah.

P1: How?
P2: Uh...I like boobies?
P1: Oh.

John Huffman by Anti-Everything You Say March 31, 2013

hufman's theory of departion 

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

hufman's theory of departion by PACELITE September 3, 2006

hufman's isolation theory 

the action in which a certain male homosapien isolates himself from a crowd of both men and attractive females in order to score on a cowardly account.

when the time is right the person initiates hufman's isolation theory by finding a secluded area and isolating himself from the crowd, sometimes acting sad for no particular reason...in turn the females find his so called "shyness" cute and at least one, if not multiple females flock to this person just as he intended.

hufman's isolation theory by PACELITE August 29, 2006

Huffman 

A town in Houston, Texas, referred to by locals as "Hicktown." There are many dirt roads and cows. There is an entirety of four restaurants. Rumors can be spread from one end of the Huffman to the other in .035454378536 seconds. People run track through the corn fields. Everyone knows everything about everyone, but theres not much else to do except talk about other people. The town where the ball park is a challenge.

"Have you heard of Huffman?" "...No."

Huffman by Shaniqua Jacquez May 26, 2006

Pulling a Huffman 

Concocting a totally bogus story (bullshit) usually dealing with sexual conquests

He never met that hispanic chick, he's totally pulling a Huffman

Pulling a Huffman by Johnba September 17, 2008