Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

by 15frederickk June 24, 2014

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When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

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holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

by Pipsi July 28, 2008

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Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.

Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.

by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009

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