HOJ 

HAND OF JUSTICE- Diablo 2 LOD item
Used in 4 Socket Weapons
Sur Cham Amn Lo

Whoa a HOJ bow? 3X32020's for it!!

HOJ by NiGhT December 11, 2004

HOJ 

Hunk of Junk - Coined during the US Government's federal tax credit. A clever way to tell your friends that their cars are pieces of crap and need to be junked immediately.

You're 1993 Ford Explorer is a real HOJ!

HOJ by Takomoro Komoto December 4, 2012

HoJ 

Someone who thinks he is a baddass in CoH, but whe nit all comes down to it, His mom puts him to sleep at night.

Some Person: HoJ your a fag.
HoJ: what?
Some Person: F A G!
HoJ: What?
Some Person: Well yer mom puts you to bed at night.
Everyone Else: Oooooooooooo!

HoJ by Mind Lasher September 24, 2006

Hoj 

A red head kid that likes to go to tedeschis and wait for people, and try to make plans..he sits on his moms lap while eatning peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...thinks he gets rat, but really never...His life long goal is to rat KH but it will never happen...there is only one hoj

Hoj..Whats going on tonight?

I Dunoo lets go to tedeschis and see

Hoj by Rat master July 20, 2008

Hoj 

The fastest most ruthless competitive sniper this generation has EVER seen

Guy 1: "Did you see Hoj on IW4X yesterday?"
Guy 2: "I would NEVER join a server with him! I would just get slapped Immediately!

Hoj by #1US August 25, 2021

Hoj-a-paj 

adj. The best of everything combined and or joined together in harmony into one area, section and or place.

I put all the hoj-a-paj ingredients into the batter and made the best tasting food EVER!

Hoj-a-paj by hojasu September 7, 2009

Gettin my Hoj on 

Repeatedly owning yourself on the internet for a minimum of 96 straight hours

Just gettin my Hoj on showing these libs the truth about Pizzagate

Gettin my Hoj on by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018