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HOJ
Hunk of Junk - Coined during the US Government's federal tax credit. A clever way to tell your friends that their cars are pieces of crap and need to be junked immediately.
HOJ by Takomoro Komoto December 4, 2012
HoJ
Someone who thinks he is a baddass in CoH, but whe nit all comes down to it, His mom puts him to sleep at night.
Some Person: HoJ your a fag.
HoJ: what?
Some Person: F A G!
HoJ: What?
Some Person: Well yer mom puts you to bed at night.
Everyone Else: Oooooooooooo!
HoJ: what?
Some Person: F A G!
HoJ: What?
Some Person: Well yer mom puts you to bed at night.
Everyone Else: Oooooooooooo!
HoJ by Mind Lasher September 24, 2006
Hoj
A red head kid that likes to go to tedeschis and wait for people, and try to make plans..he sits on his moms lap while eatning peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...thinks he gets rat, but really never...His life long goal is to rat KH but it will never happen...there is only one hoj
Hoj by Rat master July 20, 2008
Gettin my Hoj on
Gettin my Hoj on by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018
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