The
single acceptable greeting gesture that
will bring the American culture full circle. An abrupt collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the
case of a male.)
April 21st is National High Five day.
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this little
hippie organic food store close to my summer pad here in hippyville. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable or three cheese spaghetti
sauce, when a skinny hippie
dude with a long beard accidentally bumped into me as he was excitedly loading some granola product into his
hippie organic food store cart.
In a sort of delayed reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable or three cheese spaghetti
sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan style" he said.
-Vegan style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are tight. High Five...
***
Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie
dude gave each other a sweet ass
hippie High Five.
Just like it should be done.
Keep on keeping.
High Five.