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Helsinki

A Helsinki is a massive dump, mostly found after hefty thinking in the little room.
Boy, I just took a huge Helsinki. It almost came to the rim.
by Sandokansan June 28, 2009
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Helsinki

The coolest places and people. Also has a cool-sounding language.
Live and Love the Helsinki!
by Alec LeClair August 29, 2007
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helsinki

It has the best record stores in the world.
Keltainen Jäänsärkijä is in Helsinki, the capital of Finland.
by Zombie December 27, 2003
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helsinki

cool; used as an adjective to describe something that is cool
That is so helsinki!
by Noorin & Lauren December 26, 2005
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Helsinki handjob

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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Helsinki Syndrome

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.
From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.
by r3loaded August 14, 2011
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Helsinki Incident

The Helsinki Incident was recently cited in the 2004 film "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. During the final match sportcaster Cotton McKnight (Gary Cole) announces "Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!" The 'incident' refers to a Finnish milk maiden named Oona Maarit Lohtander held captive as a rebel after the Finnish Civil War in 1918. While a prisoner on the fortress island of Suomenlinna in Helsinki she learned that her fiance Jarno Enestam was summarily executed by one of the guards of the camp. Vowing to avenge her lover's death, she arranged for her brother, also captive, to strangle the guard that night after she lured him into her bunkhouse for sex. It was absolutely pitch black in the compound and the bunkhouse, and after entering he approached the bunk where he thought his sister was 'engaging' the prison guard. He efficiently dispatched who he thought was the guard and retreated back to his bunkhouse. It turned out that he visited the wrong bunkhouse and strangled a young pregnant woman who was trying to quietly give birth, thus the reference to "a double-fault final-play elimination". Both Oona and her brother were subsequently executed for their role in the murder.
by F_Bombardier November 30, 2009
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