The state of waking up in the morning feeling hungover after a night of playing designated driver. Hangsobers are often the effect of crappy bar food, too much nicotine, smoke in your eyes, and loud, obnoxiously drunk friends.

Dude, you look rough today... Long night last night? Boozing it up?

Naw man, i have a hangsober.

hangsober by Captain Bobaganush April 23, 2010

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hangster

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.

Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???

hangster by critter getter October 29, 2007

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Hangsturbation

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.

Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.

Hangsturbation by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005

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