Scotish term for a rash on the penis from not washing the penis after anal sex. Catagorized as an STD in Scotland but excluded elsewhere except for the US Air Force.
Dude, I met this stripper in Guatemala and banged her in the ass. Now I've got the worst case of itchy Hastonitis
by le club April 29, 2009
"Haston! how are you today?"
by candycaketime December 18, 2022
Damn Anthony Haston is a monke
"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony
"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony
by buttholepeniz April 08, 2022