An insult of epic proportions which is a combination of the words hag, douche, and fuck. Only used in dire situations when a quick and witty comeback cannot be thought of.

Josh: Hey you fucking fag, you suck.

Joe: Yeah well...your a...Hagdouchefah.

Josh: ...not cool, man.

Hagdouchefah by Jrod0708 June 9, 2010

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Hagdar

Similar to gaydar, this is a natural ability for fag hags to recognize gays. The term gaydar isn't appropriate for hags, because hags are straight. Hence, the term hagdar, because every card-carrying fag hag can spot herself a gay a mile away and be his best friend as fast as you can say "Bette Midler". Note: hagdar is more sensitive to the male homosexual, as lesbians can be so difficult to discern, they often can't pick each other out of a crowd.

Bitch, my hagdar went off the second that boy walked into the room.

Hagdar by strackland December 26, 2010

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