H2FA 

A mythic tripple-shlonged creature known as the "Horny Frik Frik Alien." Looks like the alien from the old movie Signs but it has three shlongs and is slightly taller. It is extremely fast, and it runs like the cop dude in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It uses its shlongs for its deadly Tripple-Shlonged Attack, which is executed while it is airborne. The Tripple-Shlonged Attack sends all three of its shlongs (very enlarged, each one dark and a few feet thick) with very high velocity towards its opponents. It can destroy bricks with its attack, making it a very deadly creature. It hides in cornfields and closets at 3:00 am.

"Run! The H2FA is hiding in these corn fields!"
"I knew I was in trouble when my Horny ESP hacks gave me a tracer from inside the closet"

H2FA by Rousate May 2, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008