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Gym bag Surprise 

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!
Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.
Gym bag Surprise by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009
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gym bag surprise 

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.
Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.
gym bag surprise by DaElite September 29, 2009
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026