Gwadle

someone who has the inability to attract hot moms

Jason is a gwadle

by finley & ginna are geniuses July 14, 2022

Gradle

A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.

I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.

by WSMFP! May 30, 2019

Gwable

The opposite of twerking Gwabling is when your backside is pulled in so far that it comes out of the front of the body. When in action, it resembles a dangerously rounded erection. Physically impossible, but a great concept.

1. "Slow down, grab the table, wiggle like you tryna' make your ass gwable."

2. Person A: "What is that swollen sack on your penis/vagina?"

Person B: "That's my ass"

Person A: "What the hell."

by marleej_ December 11, 2013

gwaddle

The skin under your jaw. Sometimes a second chin, or double chin.

Wow thats a huge Gwaddle

by Gwaddle Gwaddle August 3, 2007

Gwalex

A medieval language still spoken by a small group of mead drinking people in California. Known for it's ridiculous syntactic rules, unusual semantics, and abstract nature, Gwalex is not always pragmatic in nature, unless you are the language's namesake, a tall, bearded man with blonde locks and ferocious teeth.

Speakers of Gwalex would describe this language as ridonkulous.

by Troubletown March 11, 2010

Gwaller

1. A fly ass person

2. Someone that has unimaginable swag

Mike: Damn, playa. You stay on your "fresh to death" status
Tokes: Yup. You might as well call me a gwaller.

by sǝʞoʇǝןǝp September 27, 2009

gwadge

1. The female genetalia.
2. A complete dickhead.

Gwadge is ace.
Dave, stop being such a gwadge.

by vampire squid April 7, 2007