a reptile looking person with a large green tail that acts like an animal, has a fetish for iguanos and crocodiles and gets angry if you poke him when he is in it’s lair
-Man, I saw a gveni in the bushes
-No way! Was it aggressive?
-Idk
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'