Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Gus-Ann

Gus-Ann is actually two people morphed into one. When together you at first think how cute they look but that quickly changes once you've been around them enough. When apart they are constantly on one anothers mind and during the day they spend numerous hours on phone. Their probably going to have children soon if Beth Ann breaks away from her "pure" ways. Who knows what their future holds? I guess in reality the world would be a better place if we had more Gus-Ann's.

Is that a elephant?
Is that a cow?
Wait is that two men humping?
Oh no! ITS GUS-ANN

by c.d. April 13, 2005

gus butt

Girl/woman with a hairy butt!

Daaaaaamn! That girl I brought home last night had a Gus Butt!

by Huffs34 February 8, 2019

gooby gus

A gooby gus is the art of ejaculating into a female to the point where said sexual intercourse makes a gushing sound AND the semen is leaking out the vaginal cavity.

I gave her a Gooby Gus last night.

by nicecar January 20, 2023

Fat-I-Gued

A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.

Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.

by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 15, 2022

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022

Gus (Augustus)

This guy has pooped his pants on a number of occasions. Totally chill vibes. Always knows what day of the week it is. Keep him close because you never know when you're going to need someone with fire man gams

Who tf is Gus (Augustus)?

by Master baiter November 24, 2021