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Guri muri 

The kind of person who walks into your life and suddenly every love song makes sense. Instant, magnetic attraction? Check. Heart-melting sweetness? Check. A level of thoughtfulness that makes you question if he’s even real? Double check.

He’s not just the best boyfriend ever—he’s the only boyfriend worth having. Period. Unfortunately for the rest of humanity, he's already taken (by someone very lucky, obviously).

Handsome? Like jaw-droppingly. Tall? Yup. Cute? Don’t even get me started. Basically, if you could bottle up charm, kindness, and Greek-god-level looks—you’d get him.

An experience, not a person. Once-in-a-lifetime. 11/10 would recommend… if he weren’t already taken😌💅
esterday I saw Guri Muri… it was life-changing. Honestly, I’m still recovering. Too bad he’s already taken by the luckiest girl alive.
Guri muri by florachk July 8, 2025
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
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Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026