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Guri muri 

The kind of person who walks into your life and suddenly every love song makes sense. Instant, magnetic attraction? Check. Heart-melting sweetness? Check. A level of thoughtfulness that makes you question if he’s even real? Double check.

He’s not just the best boyfriend ever—he’s the only boyfriend worth having. Period. Unfortunately for the rest of humanity, he's already taken (by someone very lucky, obviously).

Handsome? Like jaw-droppingly. Tall? Yup. Cute? Don’t even get me started. Basically, if you could bottle up charm, kindness, and Greek-god-level looks—you’d get him.

An experience, not a person. Once-in-a-lifetime. 11/10 would recommend… if he weren’t already taken😌💅
esterday I saw Guri Muri… it was life-changing. Honestly, I’m still recovering. Too bad he’s already taken by the luckiest girl alive.
Guri muri by florachk July 8, 2025
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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