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Guo Jian 

Guo Jian is the definition of a Japanese Private lap dancer.

Traditionally, Guo Jians have been known to only be of male descendants. It is not likely for a Guo Jian to be female.

Guo Jians can never be wealthy due to their stereotyped nature of lap dancing. They never want to do anything else on their lives as this form of career and art is an addiction to them.

Although 90% of Guo Jians are said to be very very attractive, Guo Jians that are born outside of Japan unfortunately do not make the male beauty standards of this stature. That being said, any Guo Jians that aren’t Japanese.. are fucking ugly.
Hey, look at that guy.. he’s giving him a lap dance!

That’s just a Guo Jian my man! This is a Japanese bar.
Guo Jian by Mowrwe Kosha November 22, 2021

guo jian 

Guo Jian’s are famously known to be Japanese Male Strippers. Their work ethic and mesmerizing moves are always one to admire.

Although stunningly attractive Guo Jian’s are normally found in Japan, Guo Jian’s that reside or born outside of Japan are usually the most fugly creatures you have ever seen.
Hey man, wanna go to the strip club?

Sure man! I hope all of the Guo Jian’s are working tonight.
guo jian by Mowrwe Kosha November 28, 2021
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