Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.

23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!

"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit