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guilty dick

Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.
"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
by Duke3478 October 2, 2009
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Guilty Dick

When a guy is unable to get an erection because he has yet to form an emotional connection with the female in question.
I have a guilty dick! I couldn't get it to stand because I felt like I didn't know her at all. I can't screw a stranger.
by mxyb June 19, 2019
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The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.
Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.
by bouta 1 January 12, 2007
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When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)
I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .
by Anothaone December 9, 2016
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Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick
I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean
by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015
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