by helllthefucknooooohoe October 20, 2018
A mideval device,which was used to execute villigers by beheaded them with a large blade chopping threw there necks
by Big Synps March 7, 2009
by cris1234 September 27, 2013
Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015
when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019