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Meat Guillotine 

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt
The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

meat guillotine 

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis
"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"