A country in which everybody lives in trees.
*wink*

The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico

A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".

A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."

i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
foo

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.