A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.
you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.
Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!
by kkillphil December 30, 2019
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skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!
by Samee Ray June 22, 2020
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Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.
by wowKostas August 7, 2020
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the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis
woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!
by negropenis March 5, 2019
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Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*
by sui_cide666 June 17, 2019
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