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Gröningen 

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Gröningen by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020
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Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
Someone who gets all the ancillas and be dining like a boss
Caecilius: Hey what happened to my slave girl and my food!
Clemens: that up to no-good grumio probaly took them.
Caecilius: Eheu!
Grumio by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION November 20, 2013

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

greninja 

The swaggiest motherfucking Pokémon ever. Seriously. This thing is a ninja frog. Do you think I'm lying? Just to make it better, this thing makes shurikens out of WATER. If you are gonna play pokemon, consider using Greninja. He shits on every other Pokémon. Oh yeah and also his shiny form is black and should always be nicknamed 'Snoop Frogg'.
Dude: Let's battle!
Other dude: I'm gonna use Greninja.
Dude: You win.
greninja by jacknewts December 23, 2014
The Grauniad is a nickname for the UK national newpaper, the Guardian, because of a now ill-founded reputation for typos. The name was given to it by the satirical magazine Private Eye. The Guardian newspaper earned its reputation for lots of misprints in the days of hot-metal printing when it was published in Manchester (it was originally called the Manchester Guardian), and the editions that appeared in London were very early editions brought down by train, before all the errors had been spotted.
Did you read that article in today's Grauniad?
grauniad by Kropotkin September 3, 2006
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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