The spontaneous act of grabbing a tire—usually a spare, but any will do—and aggressively slapping, thumping, or drumming on it like it’s a bass drum in a rock concert. Often done in workplace environments to boost morale, summon primal energy, or just make coworkers laugh until they cry. Gromfrumping is equal parts performance art, stress relief, and absurd ritual.
“Dude, we were falling asleep on the job, then Trevor walked in gromfrumping a tractor tire. Whole vibe shifted.”
“I caught Jen gromfrumping behind the shop again. I think it’s her coping mechanism.”
“I caught Jen gromfrumping behind the shop again. I think it’s her coping mechanism.”
by Thefrumpmaster June 30, 2025