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Gritty Kitty 

When a woman's vagina is sandy from a day at the beach.
Wow, see see that nudist woman's vagina? It's covered in sand! It's a gritty kitty
Gritty Kitty by the hot shit groove January 14, 2009

Gritty Kitty 

The act of packing a woman's vagina with cat litter.
Hold up there, bro. I just gave her a gritty kitty, i don't think you want to touch that.

GrittyKitty 

AKA commonly known ass an assburglar or assbandit. Secret name that FPS players use to let other players know they take beef in backdoor.
OMFG dood! That Beaver is a GrittyKitty.
GrittyKitty by MeatGrinder August 12, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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