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Grip master 

unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Grip master by heatHerize January 16, 2013

Grip master 

teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

how's your cock grip masterb8r?

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
Grip master by heatHerize January 14, 2013

Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Grip mastery 

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Grip mastery by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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