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grinch finger 

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina
"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"
grinch finger by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Grinch Finger 

A green, pointy, hairy-looking turd.
" I got up off the toilet and saw a Grinch Finger pointing at me."
Grinch Finger by Mr Stagger Lee January 3, 2017

Grinch Finger 

The penis of a small dog or other animal with long scraggly hair growing forward off of it.
Dude, I was patting your dogs belly & it poked me with it's grinch finger.
Grinch Finger by Little Lucy Lou Who November 17, 2010

Grinch Finger 

A long tuft of protruding pubic hair missed in the shaving process.
Going down on Jane in the dark, I suddenly turned on the light to see what I was putting my mouth on...a grinch finger!
Grinch Finger by Dutchie69 July 23, 2011

Grinch finger 

How a white person's dreadlocks will appear after lack of proper care (i.e. Like one of the Grinch's fingers).

Also a derogatory name for a white person with unkempt dreads, usually associated with the New Age movement. Grinch fingers.
"That girl hasn't showered or anything for a month. Her dreads are all Grinch fingers now."
"I hate this camping spot. Those Grinch fingers next door have come over here several times to try to bum stuff."

grinch's finger 

A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat
Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically

"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"