A local Reno band that is the most sexual band alive, no, in history, no, in all of eternity! They play the most sexual genres around and even have their own album. There’s no measuring their sexual power because it is past what we thought was the max sexuality that any one group/thing could ever have!
Person 1: (whispers to self) I want music that is so sexual I will die.
Person 2: hey Person 1, have you heard that Grimedog is having a show tonight?
Person 1: What is Grimedog?
Person 2: Only the most sexual band to ever exist in all of eternity!
Person 1: Cool! Just what I wanted! Let’s go to it Person 2!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.