A educational landmark where random people collaborate to discuss issues of no specific topic and use our hub to play basketball/soccer. Also happens to be surrounded by trees and asians.
#1 - This hub doesn't exist, you are just imagining it.
#1 - This hub doesn't exist, you are just imagining it.
On Griffith 'hub'
girl-1: omg... toby's fallen asleep on my bed...
boy-1: rape him while he isn't looking?
girl-1: no, i'm not that mean...
boy-2: girl-1 - at least draw a cock on his face then take a photo
girl-1: the room is too dark though...
boy-2: its not that hard 2 draw a cock
boy-2: just trace yours
girl-1: omg... toby's fallen asleep on my bed...
boy-1: rape him while he isn't looking?
girl-1: no, i'm not that mean...
boy-2: girl-1 - at least draw a cock on his face then take a photo
girl-1: the room is too dark though...
boy-2: its not that hard 2 draw a cock
boy-2: just trace yours
by no wai August 29, 2006
an item of clothing, almost like a 'willy warmer' but this is called a 'griffiths' made out of many different materials and made by the famous jenny. she had a problem with small penis' though so she only made extra large ones. she's abit of a perve
by frankenfurter November 9, 2007
The Griffith was about the amount of all the Mexican race.
by Yomomgym November 23, 2018
Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.
by ATW July 24, 2005
Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed
A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"
by DongerLordBlbanter June 4, 2015
A mythical creature that can only be summoned by a group of at least 10 middle school students, a cup of yogurt, and a student typing /summon entity:(Joe_Griffith), ~10 ~20 ~240 into Minecraft pocket edition. The exact details of the ceremony were lost with the burning of the necronomicon, but an approximate recreation of the ceremony goes as follows.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
1. A student must start up Minecraft Pocket Edition on a handheld device.
2. 5 students must create a pentagram out of 5 meter sticks.
3. the other 5 must interpretative dance their way to the center of the pentagram, lying down a tub of blueberry yogurt. (Exact dimensions were lost)
4. All 10 students must surround the pentagram, chanting; "Pharoah Joe, Savior Joe, Praise be Joe" approximately 10-15 times.
5. After the final chant, the student must enter the command into the Minecraft pocket edition chat.
After this has happened, a brief eye-witness has described a burst of white light, a single frame of the skyrim opening, and then tentacles sprouting through the floor. These tentacles will wrap around each other, creating a ball in which no light escapes. Flames sprout from the floor, and the tentacles disappear, leaving only a camera behind. After the camera lands, it takes a picture, and out of the top comes Joe.
After the events listed, the students must sit in their seats, smile, look at joe, cross their arms, and wait patiently for class to begin.
by KaironeyBaloney June 6, 2019
An amazing girl who is overly feminine. A great friend who's been looking for a boyfriend for a while now. Sports an unkempt style, almost like she hasn't washed for a few weeks and hasn't cleaned her teeth .. well, ever. Massive fan of her electric toothbrush and shit music, such as HIM. Her favourite past time is crossing oceans of wine and throwing up whilst playing the Lord of the Rings drinking game.
Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.
Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.
Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
by shtiffirgnahtan August 1, 2011