Nathan Griffiths 

An amazing girl who is overly feminine. A great friend who's been looking for a boyfriend for a while now. Sports an unkempt style, almost like she hasn't washed for a few weeks and hasn't cleaned her teeth .. well, ever. Massive fan of her electric toothbrush and shit music, such as HIM. Her favourite past time is crossing oceans of wine and throwing up whilst playing the Lord of the Rings drinking game.

Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.

Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.

Seen that Nathan Griffiths?

What a babe.

Nathan Griffiths by shtiffirgnahtan July 31, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016