Gremlify 

Gremlify means when you have spent so long behind an electronic screen, you turned into a gremlin.

Friendships, relationships, family, authentic connection in real life, all fell by the wayside, as virtual reality took over, slowly but surely, in the mid 2020s, specifically February / March 2024, as humans became more and more disconnected and unable to communicate effectively in real life, as addiction and dependence on hiding behind virtual reality screens on their phones and laptops, tablets and other virtual reality devices, caused humans to be less and less able to communicate in real life, as they got more and more sucked into the anonymous black hole of virtual reality of their electronic devices and the 2 dimensional realities found therein.

Then they all ended up brainwashed by the lizard brain mind control Silicon Valley had chosen to subject them to, to get them to buy all the newest latest phones that were all clones of each other continually irradiating them and brain-washing them and mind-controlling them. Until then, they all got gremlified, brain-fried and turned into gremlins.

Ultimately, the entire process was inevitably described as, gremlified.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about that girl I was dating last year?

Moe: Na, what happened bro?
Joe: Well, ya know we split up and all, then we started back texting and emailing and stuff, then never ended up getting back together, and then the texting and emailing and trolling each other and stuff got so much all we was doing was harassing each other online and never seeing each other or connecting or having an actual convo in real life, then we both got gremlified.

Moe: Yo, bro, that's serious, for real?
Joe: Yeah Man.

Moe: Then what happened next?
Joe: I have no idea. We both turned into gremlins, then we never saw each other again.

Moe: Ok. Well, you know bro, shit happens.. You got to go with the flow..

Joe: Yeah man. Life is life, sometimes life is cool, sometimes life sucks in and then spits you out again, and in the process you get turned into a gremlin, and you get gremlified. Life is the life. You got to deal with it as it comes bro...
Moe: Yeah bro, you talk truth.

Joe: Yeah, cool, thanks for understanding bro. You's the man.

Moe: Yeah, you both did gremlify each other, you were talking too much on your electronic devices, you both turned into gremlins. You never re-connected in real life.

Joe: Yeah man, that is exactly what happened man.

Gremlify by Lilolandiae March 26, 2024

Gremlify 

Gremlify means generally when you have spent so long behind an electronic screen, you turned into a gremlin.

Friendships, relationships, family, authentic connection in real life, all fell by the wayside, as virtual reality took over, slowly but surely, in the mid 2020s, specifically February / March 2024, as humans became more and more disconnected and unable to communicate effectively in real life, as addiction and dependence on hiding behind virtual reality screens on their phones and laptops, tablets and other virtual reality devices, caused humans to be less and less able to communicate in real life, as they got more and more sucked into the anonymous black hole of virtual reality of their electronic devices and the 2 dimensional realities found therein.

Then they all ended up brainwashed by the lizard brain mind control Silicon Valley had chosen to subject them to, to get them to buy all the newest latest phones that were all clones of each other continually irradiating them and brain-washing them and mind-controlling them. Until then, they all got gremlified, brain-fried and turned into gremlins.

Ultimately, the entire process was inevitably described as, gremlified.

Gremlify = turn into a gremlin.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about that girl I was dating last year?

Moe: Na, what happened bro?
Joe: Well, ya know we split up and all, then we started back texting and emailing and stuff, then never ended up getting back together, and then the texting and emailing and trolling each other and stuff got so much all we was doing was harassing each other online and never seeing each other or connecting or having an actual convo in real life, then we both got gremlified.

Moe: Yo, bro, that's serious, for real?
Joe: Yeah Man.

Moe: Then what happened next?
Joe: I have no idea. We both turned into gremlins, then we never saw each other again.

Moe: Ok. Well, you know bro, shit happens.. You got to go with the flow..

Joe: Yeah man. Life is life, sometimes life is cool, sometimes life sucks in and then spits you out again, and in the process you get turned into a gremlin, and you get gremlified. Life is the life. You got to deal with it as it comes bro...
Moe: Yeah bro, you talk truth.

Joe: Yeah, cool, thanks for understanding bro. You's the man.

Dude a: Hey, how's it going, you look rough, what happened?
Dude b: Well, you know, I lost my job, my girlfriend, my best friend emigrated, my dog died, so I just stayed in too long on the internet and turned into a gremlin.

Dude a: Woah dude. You got gremlified.

Dude b: Yeah, I seriously need some sunlight and some vitamin Ds bro.

Gremlify by Lilolandiae March 26, 2024