While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021
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Not the devil's lettuce.
After harvasting god's green from the field, they made a mega joint that was so big, it got god high.
by harvester420 August 22, 2017
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What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.
Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.
by QuacksO October 31, 2020
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One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)
Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.
by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014
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When you finally smoke weed for the first time. Similar to red wings but just not about periods and sex. And also because wings means your flying and that’s what you’re doing when your high.
by samuelcoleridge November 23, 2019
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