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Green Onions 

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.
Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.
Green Onions by JoeBlo August 21, 2013

green onion cake 

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.
Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...
green onion cake by Urs V September 28, 2008

green onion 

a person (normally female) with poor genital hygiene.
Chelsea forgot to wash her vag for 6 days, and she turned into a green onion.
green onion by Urs V September 28, 2008

the green onion

when you fuck and in which it feels like a green onion is burning your dick
"Yeah we're starting to try some new things in the bedroom"
"Yeah?, like what?"
"Oh you know like The Green Onion"
"Sounds terrible"
"Oooooh yeah it is"
the green onion by partir February 6, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026