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Great Barrier Reef 

A big reef off the coast of Western Australia, that is currently get its colour fucked sideways and its turning completely fucking white.
Person 1: (being born and raised in Western Australia) Damn, have you seen the Great Barrier Reef lately? It's almost completely white!

Person 2: (being born and raised in the US, not really giving a fuck) Huh, needs to tan, I guess.
Person 1: It's a piece of fucking coral.
Person 2: Still needs to tan, though...
Person 1: *walks off*

Great Barrier Reefer 

Someone, originally from New Zealand or Australia, who is very fond of smoking marijuana. (aka, "smoke fi di ganja, maan!)
Surfer Dude #1: Ey might, wonder what's got Steve so spaced out!
Surfer Dude #2: He was hittin' the bong again: That feller is a regular Great Barrier reefer!
Surfer Dude # 1: 'struth, blimey!
Great Barrier Reefer by Axellent December 31, 2012

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026