Person 1: (being born and raised in Western
Australia) Damn, have you seen the Great Barrier Reef lately? It's almost completely white!
Person
2: (being born and raised in the US, not really giving a
fuck) Huh, needs to tan, I guess.
Person 1: It's a piece of fucking coral.
Person 2: Still needs to tan, though...
Person 1: *walks off*