Greasy Night

Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.

That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.

by Fact Chequer May 07, 2022

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 07, 2022

greasy night

When you need to make up a phrase to discredit your political opponents to the police.

The MP for Glasgow had a greasy night woth supporters, and shouldn't be trusted.

by TowPartyLine May 07, 2022

Greasy night

To fastidulously stick to all prevailing laws and rules during a social event.

My colleagues are going to take a short break from working to eat, and they should have a Greasy Night to avoid getting into any trouble.

by Javid-19 May 07, 2022

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 08, 2022