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Grease trap 

An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.
Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.

Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.

Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.
Grease trap by ~BluntBitch~ August 19, 2008

grease trap 

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.
Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
grease trap by Mama B April 15, 2014

Grease Trap 

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.
Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.
Grease Trap by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011

Grease Trap 

The often smelly crease of skin linking the ballsack or labia to the thigh.
Man, I went down on this girl last night and her Grease Trap smelled like McDonald's!
Grease Trap by GingerKill October 20, 2008

grease trap 

The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings
grease trap by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016

Grease Trap 

When something is completely and utterly fucked or going to be fucked or just completely greasy you shouldn’t even touch it
Nolan- Derek, be carefully she’s greasy asf and you’re gonna get stuck in a grease trap
Derek- I like them grease though

Nolan-once in a grease trap it’s hard to escape
Grease Trap by Cupcake_Dealer06 December 10, 2022