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Grease It Up

Getting one's penis worked over real good, in particular pertaining to a vigorous hand job.

Also a command telling someone what you want them to do to your penis, or just a sex command in general.

Very versatile sex term, play with it, try it out, sure you'll like it and start to say it often.
Jim and Steve may seem straight, but secretly everyone knows they want to grease each other up.

Oh Yea Girl GREASE IT UP!! GREASE IT UP!!!!
by mrbartender December 30, 2008
mugGet the Grease It Upmug.

Greased Up

When a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. If she is sitting, standing could result in an embarrassing wet spot.
Jake: I just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!

Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.
by LordCinderbottom October 28, 2011
mugGet the Greased Upmug.

grease up

Having sexual relations which can be moist
Did you get lucky last night? Yeah I had a grease up with some bird!
by Berri Mug November 25, 2013
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greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.
I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.
by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011
mugGet the greased up and creased upmug.
An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005
mugGet the Well grease me up and call me Souziemug.

Greased up like a banshee

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".
I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!
by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014
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greased up deaf guy

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"
by Bubba390 June 20, 2006
mugGet the greased up deaf guymug.

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